You know you are a fat kid when....

you overhear your husband and your mom listing all the various types of food you are going to buy while you are at the fair....

At the end of the day the list looked like this:

funnel cake

Carmel apple

jumbo cotton candy

fried cheese cake

fried cookie dough

I wanted a corn dog too, but figured the funnel cake's 1000 calories was enough for lunch.